When I find the man I marry I would like to add a promise to do dishes into his vows.
"I, ____, take you, Sarah, to be my wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I promise to clean every dish you ever dirty."
And I hope it will look like this:
Oh, and I want a promise to bring flowers as a surprise at least once a month.